Saturday, 10 February 2007

A case for FBI



A case for FBI

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes it is ,What do you want ?" the voice replies.
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Tom. He is hiding marijuana in his firewood," the man says.
"we will investigate," say the FBI agent.
ON the next day, the FBI goes to Tom's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept, break every piece of wood find no marijuana ,curse at Tom and leave.
The phone rings at Tom's house.
"Hey, Tom ! Did the FBI come and chop your firewood?"
"Yes they did." Tom answers.
"OK, now it's your turn to call .I need my garden plowed."




Artistic picture explanation
She is an outstanding human body artist, she is has the artistic dayshare and the artistic value artist very much We now saw is she isworking the several pictures.
The human body art - beautiful woman artist pastes the chart
[人体艺术-美女艺术家贴图]
[人體藝術-美女藝術家貼圖]
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейший художник женщинынаклеивает диаграмму]
[L'art de corps humain - la belle artiste de femme colle le diagramme]
[El arte del cuerpo humano - el artista hermoso de la mujer pega lacarta]

Automotive horror



Automotive horror
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!"
"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"



Artistic picture explanation
She is an outstanding human body artist, she is has the artistic dayshare and the artistic value artist very much We now saw is she isworking the several pictures.
The human body art - beautiful woman artist pastes the chart
[人体艺术-美女艺术家贴图]
[人體藝術-美女藝術家貼圖]
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейший художник женщинынаклеивает диаграмму]
[L'art de corps humain - la belle artiste de femme colle le diagramme]
[El arte del cuerpo humano - el artista hermoso de la mujer pega lacarta]

Be Careful for What You Wish for



Be Careful for What You Wish for

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.
Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."
The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.



Artistic picture explanation
She is an outstanding human body artist, she is has the artistic dayshare and the artistic value artist very much We now saw is she isworking the several pictures.
The human body art - beautiful woman artist pastes the chart
[人体艺术-美女艺术家贴图]
[人體藝術-美女藝術家貼圖]
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейший художник женщинынаклеивает диаграмму]
[L'art de corps humain - la belle artiste de femme colle le diagramme]
[El arte del cuerpo humano - el artista hermoso de la mujer pega lacarta]

Until They're Free




Until They're Free

Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick.
When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the cheaper they are."
  
"'is that so?" said my father-in-law." Then just keep loading them on my truck until they're free.





Artistic picture explanation
She is an outstanding human body artist, she is has the artistic dayshare and the artistic value artist very much We now saw is she isworking the several pictures.
The human body art - beautiful woman artist pastes the chart
[人体艺术-美女艺术家贴图]
[人體藝術-美女藝術家貼圖]
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейший художник женщинынаклеивает диаграмму]
[L'art de corps humain - la belle artiste de femme colle le diagramme]
[El arte del cuerpo humano - el artista hermoso de la mujer pega lacarta]

What does DC stand for?



What does DC stand for?
An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"
The reply was "Washington DC"
On being asked what the "DC" stood for, the pupils all answered:
"Dot com!"





美女艺术家贴图
She has beautiful and the graceful carriage, also is an artist
Human body art - beautiful woman picture
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейшее изображение женщины]
[Menselijk lichaamskunst - mooi vrouwenbeeld]
[Art de corps humain - belle image de femme]




UN urges more aid for women's health
By Jill Moss





This is Gwen Outen with the VOA Special English Development Report.

The United Nations says that developing nations have made great improvements in reproductive health and women's rights. But it says that rich counties have given only half of the 6000 million dollars they promised for these goals ten years ago.

The head of the U-N Population Fund made the announcement last week in London, England. Thoraya Ahmed Obaid spoke at a conference of non-governmental organizations. The meetings examined progress to improve reproductive health around the world by 2015.

The meetings observed the tenth anniversary of the International Conference on Population and Development in Cairo, Egypt. At that time, 179 countries agreed to a U-N plan of action to improve women's health, education and rights.

Mizz Obaid says a new study by the U-N Population Fund shows that 23 countries have made the most progress toward improving the reproductive health of women. They include Zambia, Bangladesh, Guatemala, Paraguay, Peru, Nepal and the Philippines. But, Mizz Obaid says there has been little progress toward reaching other goals set ten years ago. The number of women who die during pregnancy and childbirth remains high. In addition, the spread of AIDS and the H-I-V virus is now affecting more women and children than ever before.

The report studied 123 countries with populations over one million. Researchers examined national rates of death among mothers and babies, number of children, national policies to end pregnancies, and the average number of children with H-I-V or AIDS infections. Portugal, Kuwait, the United States, Botswana, Namibia, Senegal and South Africa are among the countries that made little or no progress.

Mizz Obaid identified three important areas for reaching the goals by 2015. They are better health for mothers, efforts to fight H-I-V/AIDS and devices to prevent pregnancy and the spread of sexual diseases. Mizz Obaid says the amount of money that rich nations give to pay for such contraceptives has dropped by more than 30 percent. But, she says the need for contraceptives in developing nations will increase forty percent by 2015.

Old news



Old news

A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you $50 the man is going to jump."The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette $50.
The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde.
"I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."





美女艺术家贴图
She has beautiful and the graceful carriage, also is an artist
Human body art - beautiful woman picture
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейшее изображение женщины]
[Menselijk lichaamskunst - mooi vrouwenbeeld]
[Art de corps humain - belle image de femme]



Single Women 歌词


Single bars and single women with a single thought in mind
Just to make it till the morning looking for what they can find
For a man they won't remember for a night they can't forget
Do you come to this place often may I light your cigarette

Drinkng beer and amaretto passing time and swapping jokes
Hoping for a new beginning but the beginning to lose hope
And you're waiting for that moment when a glance becomes a stare
Umm what's that perfume you're wearin' haven't I met you somewhere

Find a matchbox in the morning with a name and number scrawled
When you phone a woman answers and you wish you'd never called
They're friendly when they met you but they're strangers when they go
Do you mind if I come join ya would you like to dance one more
[ sax ]
And it's gettin' near to closing and the seconds pass like years
Lots of friends to share the lughter not a one to share the tears
And you wish they'd change that jukebox you know every song it plays
Can I drop you off at my place ah what's the matter are you gay

You've got a twenty in your pocket got your toothbrush in your purse
Life could get a whole lot better but it better not get worse
Single bars and single women with a single thought in mind
Just to make it till the morning looking for what they can find

Importance of a second language


Importance of a second language

A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."




美女艺术家贴图
She has beautiful and the graceful carriage, also is an artist
Human body art - beautiful woman picture
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейшее изображение женщины]
[Menselijk lichaamskunst - mooi vrouwenbeeld]
[Art de corps humain - belle image de femme]











Ode to single women

Haha so basically Kara was at work till like 7:30 tonight and everytime she was bored she penned parts of the poem called Ode to single women and dedicated it to me...

AWWWWW ur the cutest karebear! First of all must say that Kara is obsessed with medevial times and her language in the poem reflects that and second of all...shes got great imagination, whoo haa ull see that if u read this poem in its entirety

Here's an excerpt from it...the rest of the poem is not PG 13, its not exactly what the uncorrupted mind wants to read:


Knights in armour
Scoured the lands
To witness their beauty
And offer their hand

All charming and dashin
With gifts they did shower
Like chocolate and diamonds
Fine dining and flower


Sweet talking and handsome
With naught but sweetness to say
With bodies to die for
They'd make such a great lay!

But these modern princesses
Could see through the tin
They stuck to their guns
As friends, thick through thin

Second Floor or Fourth Floor?


Second Floor or Fourth Floor?

A morning of two months ago, one beautiful girl entered the elevator after me. The air became aromatic. I saw that she pressed the number 2, and then pressed number 4.
The elevator was ascending, and stopped at the second floor, but the girl did not walk out of the elevator. The door of the elevator was closed and continued ascending. Soon, the elevator was stopped at the fourth floor. But, the beautiful girl, still not move.
I was surprised with it, and said: "Hi, you have missed the floor". But, the girl looked at me and said: "I am going to the twenty four floor.




美女艺术家贴图
She has beautiful and the graceful carriage, also is an artist
Human body art - beautiful woman picture
[Искусствоо человеческого тела - красивейшее изображение женщины]
[Menselijk lichaamskunst - mooi vrouwenbeeld]
[Art de corps humain - belle image de femme]



single women

this is the first day i built up my home sweet home!!~~ single women

but in fact i am busy with the final assignment called single women's sole life. hard to write~~

but i will concentrate on continuing to finish it cause tomorrow i can pass it to takako-----a lovely japanese girl . she will help me to finish it as it is a group work!! hahahaha single women

i am not satisfied with this first blog today. single women,cause it is not interesting at all.

anyway, finish assignment first, single women,then enjoy my life in sydney!!~~~